all i want is attention but only from certain people


in english class we had to write a ghost story and i wrote down a supernatural episode and my teacher complimented me for my imagination


If someone calls you ‘ugly’ have a good comeback and say ‘excuse me, I am not a mirror’. 

  • demon: i possessed you
  • me: get the fuck out
  • demon: damn...aight...rude ass bitch...i just need a place to stay my girl kicked me out and i aint got no money...
  • me: shit man, you can stay but don't be spinning my head like an owl and shit


*points to ur lap* is this seat taken

“How beautiful it is to find a person who, even after spending every minute together for a couple of days straight, still asks you then “please stay for one more night?””

(via losingscarsandmymind)

“Breathe. It’s only a bad day, not a bad life.”

Johnny Depp (via 94kr)


mine // pls don’t remove credit


always ask a snail where they are going and if they need help getting there

07.31.2014 / 254,283 notes / hate / alunaes